July 2012
49 posts
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
Marijuana CAN kill people
james-b0ng:
ways it can: -you eat a handful of marijuana and choke to death on it. -a heavy crate of marijuana falls and crushes you. -you slip on a baggie of marijuana and break your skull into thousands of pieces. -a serial killers name is marijuana.
ways it can’t: -smoking marijuana
